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Tourturing Ash and Company ^_^


Punting Team Twerp over the rainbow is our biggest dream. Or is it? Some would rather worship James. or even try to hook up w/ him. But right now I am focusing on torturing him. Trust me, it'll do you some good. ^_^


How to whip Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu:
There are many ways to tourture someone. Here are a few I have collected:
1. Skin them alive and push 'em into a vat of salt and vinager. -Blessin
2. Shave their head, force feed them Tauros dung, and pull off their limbs. Then let them rot in the desert.
-Unknown
3. Make them all wear headphones that repeat the T.R. motto over and over. (See below) -RocketKris
4. Cover them in papercuts and drip lemon juice in them. -The Eater Of Worlds
5. Hang them upside down and use them as a Pinata. -Jackal